Thursday, February 25, 2010

Fact #6

It is impossible to efficiently judge people, for all are in a constant state of flux.

It would be of great comfort to many people, most of all myself, to be able to classify people as one does animals. That is, in Latin, on a hierarchical chart. This would make things so much more simple, without me having to change my social tactics with any of them.

I'm in a communications theory class this semester, and it is fascinating. It's interesting to think of these theorists, and the ways in which they attempt to predict human motivation. They make some very valid claims, such as the theories of Social Penetration, Uncertainty-Reduction, and especially Stella Ting-Toomey's ideas on conflict resolution in her theory of Face-Negotiation. They will continue their research, forever believing that, at some point, they will have narrowed down their theory enough to be able to fully rely on its hypothesis.

However, this will never be. People are complex; joy is as common as rage, disillusionment as hope, and obsession as passion. You will never know your best friends as well as you think, and vice-versa and, though this fact may seem incredibly depressing and increasingly frustrating, it is Good. When we think about it, would we truly want it any other way? Yes, of course, I jest that my desires lean to the ideal of having all humans placed on microscope slides for me to analyze and make clear-cut conjectures about, but after all my work would be done, what would really be gained? There would be nothing left to quest over, save God. And God created us imago dei, so who am I to tamper with that?

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Fact #5

Sometimes there are standards you will not live up to.




I know I said I'd post photos, but I decided to give you a bonus for being so dedicated and made a movie instead. The video pretty much explains all. B and J will probably be mentioned often here. We’re planning on going back and trying again. Maybe that time with track marks up our arms to be more convincing.

Friday, February 5, 2010

Fact #4

When you grow up, you will have to take multi-vitamins. And they will taste awful.


I spilled my One-a-Days in my sink today. I was immediately greeted with the pungent aroma of health. It's amazing how something so nutritious can inspire one to gag upon its scent. It didn't help that they instantly began dissolving into pasty yellow mush once they came in contact with the puddle of water by the drain.

I normally choke them down with orange juice, but I ran out, so the remnants of my Mt. Dew's going to have to suffice. Ironically collegiate diet, I must say.

God, please inspire someone to create vitamins for college kids; ones that taste like home-cooked meals, or sushi, or blueberry pie. These taste like old people. Mixed with highlighter fluid.