When you grow up, you will have to take multi-vitamins. And they will taste awful.
I spilled my One-a-Days in my sink today. I was immediately greeted with the pungent aroma of health. It's amazing how something so nutritious can inspire one to gag upon its scent. It didn't help that they instantly began dissolving into pasty yellow mush once they came in contact with the puddle of water by the drain.
I normally choke them down with orange juice, but I ran out, so the remnants of my Mt. Dew's going to have to suffice. Ironically collegiate diet, I must say.
God, please inspire someone to create vitamins for college kids; ones that taste like home-cooked meals, or sushi, or blueberry pie. These taste like old people. Mixed with highlighter fluid.
I spilled my One-a-Days in my sink today. I was immediately greeted with the pungent aroma of health. It's amazing how something so nutritious can inspire one to gag upon its scent. It didn't help that they instantly began dissolving into pasty yellow mush once they came in contact with the puddle of water by the drain.
I normally choke them down with orange juice, but I ran out, so the remnants of my Mt. Dew's going to have to suffice. Ironically collegiate diet, I must say.
God, please inspire someone to create vitamins for college kids; ones that taste like home-cooked meals, or sushi, or blueberry pie. These taste like old people. Mixed with highlighter fluid.
