Saturday, January 2, 2010

Fact #1

Lying is the tactic of cowards, and sarcasm is the refuge of losers. Sadly, I'm a dedicated patron to both.


A lot of people, especially students of the Baptist institution I study at, find it important to inform me that my sarcasm makes people feel bad. I make it a point to counter that it does not, in fact, make people feel bad. It hurts their pride by preying on insecurities. Therefore, stop being such an obvious target and get your nose out of the air, you weak-minded snob.

Lying is more like a game. Compare it to gambling, if you will. Impossible to know when people will catch on, because humans are rather unpredictable human beings, as God is the only one who ever possibly truly know their true motives. Bully for Him. It's probably a habit I should break, but unfortunately they don't make patch for fibs.


Oh, by the way, if you're a reader from my last blog, congratulations, you found me. If you're new, welcome. I'm sure we'll be great friends.